Scene 3: After her victory in the kitchen counter battle and her areal assault over the ant home base, our heroine was feeling pretty confident she was winning the war.
She tranquilly opens the dishwasher door to begin loading her family's supper dishes.
CUE PSYCHO MUSIC
ZOOM in on the thousands of ants, turning the white insides of her dishwasher a dark shade of brown.
Our heroine grabs the bottle of Simple Green and begin spraying madly as the ants race for cover. She takes out most of the army and then launches her final attack.
Closing the dishwasher door the ants have no idea of their pending doom. Our heroine pushes the buttons and the hot sprays begin, washing the remaining ants to their death.
6 comments:
I saw it in my mind like a preview on tv for a movie...lol. Hope you win the battle. Ours aren't as bad as they were last year thank God.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Scary!!!!!!!!
I hate those freakin' ants!
LOL * Singing like the hero theme music* Dadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
In flies the Heroine with her bedazzled red cape!
Good Luck Heroine. Ants are nasty and so hard to get rid of. I hope there is not a part 2 to this chapter, LOL
Good luck with your battle. Ours have slowed down but are still here. This is the worst they have ever been. Good luck!
OH-MY-GOD!!!!! i would have FREAKED!!!!!!
Post a Comment