Meme Stolen From Navarrofreak

1. If you were to kill a man, horror movie style, which kitchen utensil would you use?
It probably wouldn't be premeditated so most likely a knife.

2. Did you ever swallow a coin?
No, but I have a nephew who swallowed a Magnetix ball.

3. What was the worst gift you've ever received?
Underwear from my parents every Christmas

4. What is your most embarrassing childhood memory?
 I can't think of one, so I'll just say, "Jr. High". (Wasn't everyday of Jr. High an embarrassment?)

5. How many kids do you want?
I wanted 4. Two are with me now, two I'll have to wait and meet in heaven.

6. Whats your moms middle name?
Catherine- (for all you hackers, its not one I use as a password)

7. Have you ever operated a fire extinguisher? 
 No and I hope I never have to.

8. Worst car you ever had to drive and why?
 My Toyota Tercel. It was a money pit.

9. Who do you hate?
I really don't "hate" anyone, but I'm greatly annoyed by unsafe drivers.

10. What do you hope to have accomplished by the end of this year?
I'm done with goal making. I'd rather live in the moment.

11. Do you have any really crazy relatives?
You don't want to be here all day reading this right? 

12. Did you ever wake up under the influence of NyQuil, completely unable to move?
I HATE Nyquil! DH swears by it, but I cannot stand the taste and that feeling of wanting to shake my head like crazy after drinking it.

13. Are you feeling nostalgic right now?
Everyday I see how quickly my children are growing up, and I wish I had a time machine so I could travel back and hold and rock them just once more.

14. Did you own a Lite-Brite?
 No. Lisa did.

15. Can you dive? 
Not really well. I can't get over the fear of hitting my head and breaking my neck. Maybe if I was in the middle of the ocean, over an abyssal trench, I would be a better diver.

16. Do you own a mouthpiece for anything?
No

18. Have you ever used a pogo stick?
Yes. I got one for Christmas in addition to the underwear.   

19. Who was the most creative bum you've ever met, trying to get some money from you?
Not too long ago, a guy told me his daughter was hit by a bus, he had walked 5 miles from the mall and he just needed $12. The hospital was closer if he would have walked in that direction.

20. Whats your favorite Jelly Belly jelly bean flavor?
 Pear!! No question about it. You haven't tasted Jelly Bellies until you've eaten a pear.

21. Favorite food you CRAVEEE?
 Do you even need to ask? Chocolate of course

22. When was the last time you pulled lint out of your bellybutton?
 Since I shower everyday, this isn't a problem for me.

23. Did you ever use someone else's toothbrush?
 Yes. DH's. Hey, we're swapping spit anyway!!

24. Do you REALLY floss everyday?
Is my dentist reading this?

25. What is your favorite cologne/perfume you always wear?
 Its cheap but it works with my chemistry- Haiku by Avon.

26. If you were on Double Dare, would you take the physical challenge?
 No because the questions are not that difficult to answer.

27. What's the largest living organism that you killed?
 That I intended to kill- probably a wasp. I was once riding in a car when we hit a ground hog running across the road at night.

28. Did you ever take a lighting bug and smear its guts on your arm so you get a cool glowing effect like war paint?
 Not exactly, I did smear it on the sidewalk to see if it would really glow. I felt badly afterward, and never killed another firefly again.

29. What's the best toy you've ever gotten in a McDonalds happy meal?
 Flirting with my future husband, he gave me a Ronald McDonald Airplane, back in the day when the Happy Meal toys were McDonald related instead of advertising for movies or other toy companies.

30. If you could be anywhere in the world doing anything right now what would it be?
In my love nest with DH

31. Can you juggle?
I can multi-task. Does that count?

32. How do you feel right now?
 Thirsty

33. Do you remember that square candy bar called "Chunky"?
 Yes, but I usually bought Hubba Bubba instead. 

34. Predict the length of the next Peter Jackson movie.
Don't really care.

35. What was your favorite toy as a kid?
 Fisher Price people with my doll house my grandfather had made

36. Are you willing to go the distance?
 "I'm slow to finish but quick to start..."

37. Did you answer question 17? 
I would have if there was a question 17.